Senior Sayings

[jorogi]

And how come I feel like such a pervert checking out the 30 year old jailbait girls......

And then realizing your daughters are older than that ?

 

[slow-poke]

Happy Birthday Dusty, I particularly like the one about the squirrel.

 

[Tomc938]

Hope you had. great birthday!

Thanks for the chuckle. All good ones. I'll share it with my wife when she is done changing the oil in our car.

 

[DavidR8]

Happy birthday Dusty.

 

[StevSmar]

January 3rd was my 86th birthday

Happy Birthday!!!

Keep on sharing your wisdom!

I used to think that by the time I hit 50 I’d have my stuff together. Perhaps I’ve achieved about 50% of my objective, so I‘ve been forced to set a more realistic timeframe. So I need all the wisdom I can get since I’m already behind schedule.

 

[DPittman]

I used to think that by the time I hit 50 I’d have my stuff together. Perhaps I’ve achieved about 50% of my objective

I used to think by the time I hit 50 I'd be mostly old and senile, well I've achieved about 50% of my "objective" too!

 

[Hruul]

Happy belated Birthday Bill.