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If you can only have one condiment on the dinner table...
- Thread starter Elektrishun
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Dan Dubeau
Ultra Member
Franks is a great sauce for everything. Wife laughs because I use it for salad dressing
. Tells me I "can't do that?" What do you mean I can't, are the salad police going to show up and arrest me for a non conforming sauce? 
Doggggboy
Ultra Member
You'll know it's them because they will be the group of smiley women with the biggest whitest teeth you've ever seen in your life.
Dan Dubeau
Ultra Member
Good to know....Know thy enemy....You'll know it's them because they will be the group of smiley women with the biggest whitest teeth you've ever seen in your life.
Don't forget that there is another way to recognize them. In addition to smiling white teeth, they also make orgasmic sounds with each bite.
Dan Dubeau
Ultra Member
What kind of lettuce are you growing down there?
Doesn't need to be lettuce. She loves to groan and moan and mmmmm and.... whenever she eats green stuff. I mean, I get that with steak bacon and cheese. But green stuff? I don't get it.
Never looked at it that way. Could explain a lot of things. She is ALWAYS in reproduce mode.
Dan Dubeau
Ultra Member
Do Her ears perk up when you scratch the top of Her head?
Sadly no. That's my side of our relationship. But she does like my leg...... Especially on the dance floor. I suspect that's one of the reasons why @jcdammeyer likes ballroom dancing too.