If you read the full description it gets even more entertaining......
I gotta find some of those matrix taps and sideways oil.
Yup it's never been used.
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"Excellent condition (essentially a southbend lathe copy). Comes with everything in the pictures: newall DRO, bench with maple top, 2 beach toolboxes, boring bars, od cutting tools, a ton of carbines! Boxes of HSS cutter, brazed carbide cutters, Small selection of extra long drill bits, knurling tools, 4 jaw chuck, 3 jaw universal chuck, faceplate, steady rest, follower rest, assortment of cutting oils and sideways oils, a drawer full of taps including imperial, matrix and pipe taps, collet chuck(needs to be mounted), assortment of files, live and dead centers, 2 drill chucks and more.
The machine itself is in prime condition with hand scrapings still visible and slideways that look brand new, it is a bit of a pain to change from high to low range on spindle speeds but nothing a skilled person can't fix ( I just put up with it all these years) and the DRO is affected by some electrical noise that causes numbers to flicker. Also no reverse on the spindle( just needs a good Electrician to wire it up properly.
I am open to reasonable offers, I won't respond to lowballers. The buyer will be solely responsible for removing and transporting the machine."